Thanks for reading my blog!

Fri 2 Aug 2005 05:23:56 PM IST

Game stop play harder

Wed 30 Nov 2004 06:33:12 PM IST

Our shaman keeps telling us we are all going to "godtopia".

Wed 25 Nov 2004 01:12:44 PM IST

Anyone who is reading this, you are special, you are in this world for a reason. Never give up on your dreams.

Wed 10 Nov 2004 03:14:45 PM IST

I told my friend I used to enjoy calling him a retard, a big fat retard, that's what I told him, that I'm not gonna call him "that" anymore. Felt like a better person afterwards.

Mon 08 Nov 2004 01:54:54 PM IST

While I'm glad to have received so many emails from y'all, PLEASE refrain from calling me a "webmaster". It is simply not appropriate and I wish to be called a "webmain".

Fri 15 Oct 2004 02:24:56 PM IST

I'm not a political man, but I think the goverment needs to build a robot that stops me from eating too much ice cream.

Sat 10 Apr 2004 05:33:36 PM IST

"There is a time and place for goatse. The time is now. The place is here" - Me

Wed 24 Mar 2004 04:25:23 PM IST

Can't stop snacking on these microplastics.

Wed 18 Feb 2004 03:27:53 PM IST

"Get In My Belly!" Haha :). Austin Powers, check it out. Thank me later.

Tue 10 Feb 2004 05:17:33 PM IST

Just opened the sleeping bag that I jizzed in last October.

Mon 09 Feb 2004 04:01:54 PM IST

Thought that I saw someone do a goatse at work today. Was mistaken.

Wed 14 Jan 2004 06:03:56 PM IST

Thinking about getting a gun.

Mon 02 Dec 2003 03:02:33 PM IST

Still using this radioactive toothpaste. I know it isn't exactly good for you, but I bought the family size tube. Would be a waste to throw so much of it away.