Game stop play harder
Our shaman keeps telling us we are all going to "godtopia".
Anyone who is reading this, you are special, you are in this world for a reason. Never give up on your dreams.
I told my friend I used to enjoy calling him a retard, a big fat retard, that's what I told him, that I'm not gonna call him "that" anymore. Felt like a better person afterwards.
While I'm glad to have received so many emails from y'all, PLEASE refrain from calling me a "webmaster". It is simply not appropriate and I wish to be called a "webmain".
I'm not a political man, but I think the goverment needs to build a robot that stops me from eating too much ice cream.
"There is a time and place for goatse. The time is now. The place is here" - Me
Can't stop snacking on these microplastics.
"Get In My Belly!" Haha :). Austin Powers, check it out. Thank me later.
Just opened the sleeping bag that I jizzed in last October.
Thought that I saw someone do a goatse at work today. Was mistaken.
Thinking about getting a gun.
Still using this radioactive toothpaste. I know it isn't exactly good for you, but I bought the family size tube. Would be a waste to throw so much of it away.